I was a slacker last week.
I didn’t post for my Funny Friday series.
I had material. I was just lazy.
Hey people I made it two weeks.
So in honor of my two week record, I decided I’d post for “Tell a Stupid Joke Tuesday”.
Yes I made that up.
Last week, I had a full day science meeting where we were writing curriculum and planning unit lessons.
So picture this:
Four science teachers in one room. Circled around a table. Surrounded by science material.
You’re talking a field day of joke material. We can’t even help ourselves.
Teacher 1: So do you agree that we should give up the lesson on barometers?
Teacher 2: Absolutely. Too much pressure.
Bahahaha. Get it? Barometers measure air pressure.
Teacher 3: After this, we’re going to jump into the unit on waves.
Teacher 1: Haha. Jump into waves.
We all laugh hysterically.
This continued throughout the meeting. I shall spare you the ridiculousness and leave you with this instead:
Now go tell a joke. The dumber, the better.
And then laugh. Out loud. At yourself.
Who cares if it wasn’t funny.
Laughing people are happy people.