I’m not ready to quit.
You know, throw in the towel and all.
Not on telling cheesy jokes.
No that will continue…for sure. For pretty much ever.
I meant on writing this Funny Friday series. I’m not very good at sticking to a blogging schedule. But I honestly think that’s probably best. I can’t claim to blog randomly about random stuff…
Wait. I guess my adventures are kind of planned, but they are not on a schedule.
Anyway, I can’t claim to blog randomly about random stuff, if I’m on a schedule. And all routine and boring like that. I gotta keep you guessing. And just sitting around impatiently waiting for my hilariousness to appear on your screen.
Yeah I know. Fantasy land again. Insert Eminem lyrics:
“Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity…”
Hey, I have jokes about gravity:
“Gravity is no joke. But if it is, everyone’s falling for it.”
“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and I can’t put it down.”
So this week, a few of my faves:
- A joke from a student: “What did Tennessee? What Arkansas.”
Get it? Tennes-SEE and Arkan-SAW.
- A student of mine went to the science march. She was totally disgusted by the fact that I did not attend. And she told me that she said a million times, “Mrs. Kyle needs to see this”. Why? Because there were thousands of cheesy science posters and jokes and outfits. Which they all know I would nerd out over ALL. DAY. LONG.
- Reading a fellow blogger’s post that included this joke: What do turtles use to communicate? Shell phones.
- And this gem I discovered this week:
Go out there and laugh today.
I dare you.